Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."
2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."
2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
by inalavalamp April 4, 2012
by chris "hoagie" hoagland January 27, 2009
The art of using a cigarette, blunt, e cigarette or disposable on the toilet while you take a massive shit. Often used by high schoolers that don’t want their mom to catch them, this action is only for those who are seriously addicted to nicotine or weed.
Emily thought it would be smart to Shit n Toke because she hasn’t taken a dump all day and she needs her nicotine fix before her mom comes home.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
When a friend or relative arrives at one's place of residence for the sole purpose of dropping a deuce and leaving.
by darkkterror February 27, 2007
by Fitz@urMa! October 15, 2010
The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
by JXV030 January 16, 2008
The act of defecating yourself and then going back to change into different underwear, shorts/pants, etc. before anyone noticed you were gone.
Jimmy sat in the lecture trying to hold in his massive log until his bowels gave in. In a span of 5 minutes, he left and came back in a pair different colored shorts that went unnoticed by everyone, and resumed normalcy. Jimmy successfully carried out a Shit 'N Switch.
by ADallasCowboy October 21, 2014