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Sparx maths 

Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US
"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"

"same"
Sparx maths by eolgoj\iofsjg November 1, 2022

Mythic bitch 

A mythic bitch is a female who portrays 'bitchy' qualities, but in a stunningly majestic way. Most people don't even know they're talking to a mythic bitch because of the elusive nature of this creature. Mythic bitches feed on the souls of their enemies.
"Selma just conned me out of my lottery winnings. But damn is she sexy. That mythic bitch.

Facebook Myth

Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.
Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"

David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."

Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
Facebook Myth by Mitts the Tits October 18, 2012

Sparx maths 

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.
Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see

Mythicality

The quality or state of being that embodies a synergistic coalescence of curiosity, creativity, and tomfoolery, ideally experienced in the context of friendship and intended to bring goodwill to the universe.

From Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality.
It's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!
Mythicality by EmKay 12 November 6, 2017

Mathspace 

A site online for learning maths that you use in junior high school. It is the rot of all evil and is hated by every student to suffer through its existence. It features unsolvable questions, retarded formulas and hints which are absolutely useless. The site is at mathspace.co, and is literally Hell on Earth.
Teacher: We have some work today on Mathspace
Student: dies
Mathspace by thecrazycatten March 24, 2020