1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace

Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.

myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

Related Words

myspacity • myspacitis • myspacing • myspaceturbating • myspacey • myspacian • myspacin' • MySpacinality • Myspacing out • myspacious

Myspacey

A picture edited extremely with effects such as; blur, color-bold, or any makeup enhancing effect. It makes a picture look extreme and cheesy.

CAQs:
Should I enhance the color on my eyes and make everything else black and white?

Should I blur out everything except our faces?

Should I bold my eyeliner and make my hair look purple?

Answer:
No! It will look too myspacey!

Myspacey by zoelikescupcakes December 16, 2010

Drunk MySpacing

Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.

"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."

Drunk MySpacing by Tacoma Finish January 8, 2009

myspacing

(verb) the action of working with myspace or using myspace.

Albert: Hey man what are you doing?
Kevin: I'm here myspacing, you know checking comments and stuff.

myspacing by CXB July 24, 2005

myspacing

when you are on www.myspace.com and editing your profile, signing guestbooks, replying to messages, checking out other profiles, etc.

A: What are you doing?
B: Well i was bored so i went myspacing.

myspacing by Trevor Roush March 28, 2005

myspacing

verb, to go on myspace for a freakishly long time, overexercising your right to click on complete strangers' profiles and read about their baby's momma drama. A good sign one is myspacing is the constant click of the mouse and occasional scroll downs to look at pictures.

"you really need to stop myspacing"
"i was myspacing for 3 hours last night."

myspacing by dredle May 13, 2005

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026