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372.
myspace is like piczo for punks.
omg like, comment my myspace!
by delila December 21, 2005
 
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An addictive drug of the 21'st century infecting every houshold computer. A place where little 12 yr olds put up fake pics and pretend there 21 and then ther parents call the cops on some guy who wants to meet them. And where people who are bored can make up stupid posts that threaten to kill u if u dont repost them.
Typical myspace converstions

girl: hi...ur cute ;)
guy: thnx...so r u
girl: omfg....u fukin stalker..im callin the cops

(enough said)
by Ilya Y. February 22, 2006
 
374.
One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.
Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
by jordiisvainduh May 01, 2006
 
375.
a shitty ass fucking website
Girl: I got 1000 friends on myspace!!!
Boy: Fuck you
by myspace sucks September 13, 2006
 
376.

The recent fad that has swept the world over.Although this site is a very good site for networking and a way for friends to keep in contact with each other it also has many downsides to it
A large majority of the users encourage being an emo fag, a goth whore, a gangstuh thug, or a stupid scene kid. Usual users of "myspace whores" post the most retarded bulletins about doing something ridiculous and reposting on the penalty of having bad luck for the rest of your life, or getting killed at a certain time period in a few days, and other such nonsense. Although this website / networking ploy had many "good" users the majority of the users are emo bitches who like it up the ass, and or scene kids who take picures in their bathrooms, pictures from a "birds eye view" looking up, and photoshopped pictures so they have no acne. Many of these people are known as "myspace whores," usually the myspace whores add random people to their friends list to boost their self esteem and show that they have more "friends" online then in real life

myspace whore: "lets talk on myspace tonight!"
myspace whore#2: "totally we can comment back and forth even tho we live right next door to each other, and our windows are 5 feet apart and i could just call you or come over, but i would rather just comment you or start a message conversation with you"
myspace whore: "thats so true, and we can add random people so we have a larger friends list of people who we dont know and say that we are hot, so our self esteem is raised!"
myspace whore #2: "totally!"
by KiMCHi CrAkA November 02, 2006
 
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A website that is supposed to be a "place for friends", but turns into a popularity contest by seeing who has the most "friends" i.e. people they have never even met.

And I don't think someone who only comments with "hey wazz up cetch ya laterz" once every three months counts as a friend.
"I'm going to add this person on myspace because I lent them a pencil in that one class we had together so I kind of know them. But I'm mostly doing it so my friend count will go up and everyone who visits my page will see what a social butterfly I am."

by thisby July 02, 2006
 
378.
A place on the internet where you can meet other individuals who share your same interest. A great place to network, exspecially in the music business.
"I met some one on My Space who did thier own radio show and I got my DJs booked on the radio"
by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005