1) a place 2 view pictures of depressed teenagers- who listen 2 the same music and all dress the same- taken wiv a crappy webcam at an angle that dus not show their double thin
4) wots the point in having 300 net friends?? go talk 2 sum, ppl!! dont sit infront of a computer
3) a place 2 add random emo kids and send "funi" messages at 3 am in the morning when u pretend 2 b drunk....dus eni more need 2 b sed...??
"rate mi pic or ill eat ur pets coz im an emo kid"
by ally April 05, 2005
the world's number one source of stalkers
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-
by llauren July 27, 2006
Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.
Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce

Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.

Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.
by jersey kid January 28, 2008
myspace is like piczo for punks.
omg like, comment my myspace!
by delila December 21, 2005
An addictive drug of the 21'st century infecting every houshold computer. A place where little 12 yr olds put up fake pics and pretend there 21 and then ther parents call the cops on some guy who wants to meet them. And where people who are bored can make up stupid posts that threaten to kill u if u dont repost them.
Typical myspace converstions

girl: hi...ur cute ;)
guy: thnx...so r u
girl: omfg....u fukin stalker..im callin the cops

(enough said)
by Ilya Y. February 22, 2006
a shitty ass fucking website
Girl: I got 1000 friends on myspace!!!
Boy: Fuck you
by myspace sucks September 13, 2006
One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.
Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}
by jordiisvainduh May 01, 2006
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