A place where nothing works and everything is down 99% of the time created by a faggot named Tom Anderson.
by Breannah July 23, 2006
a website where thousands of teens randomly sign up to make friends. and then they go to school and obsessively disscuss the number of comments and friends they have. and then they argue over who has more profile views, friends, and how many of those friends they actually know...just to try to beat one another out.
"I have WAY more myspace friends then you."
"Yeah? well I have more myspace comments."
"Agg...shut up. at least I have a better myspace rating."
"Yeah? well I have more myspace comments."
"Agg...shut up. at least I have a better myspace rating."
by squeeze_tighter September 5, 2005
Myspace is an extremely over-rated blogging website that is over-used by scene kids and emos. The perfect place for stalkers and pedophiles to find bait by posting googled pictures of attractive teens and messaging insecure children and luring them into thinking they've scored with a hot teen model. Mainly used by middle and high schoolers. Middle school girls often take pictures of themselves at odd angles to try to make it look they have boobs/an ass. Guys usually take shirt-less pics of themselves flexing their 6-pack (if they even have one). More common picture types: the emo pics, and the mirror pics. Often post descriptions under pics including song lyrics or something like: "0MG i kno i`m h0tt!!1!" or "*blank* Ownz this!! Lolz." Other people comment things like: "SO PRETTY!" or "I'd tap that." You can be the ugliest piece of shit in the world but u will probobly still get comments like that. Also a place for sucky garage bands to post their horrible music and try to get publicity. There are shirts out that read things like: "I *heart* Tom", "Don't i know you from myspace?", and "You looked better on Myspace." Myspace is now even being used for advertising movies and other companies. In my opinion, its fucking annoying and i cant wait for this stupid fad to be over.
by Marieze June 25, 2006
a place where everyone looks better than they are in person due to the following
1. camera angles that don't show thier fatness and small boobs
2. photoshop and high contrast pics that don't show their pimples and uglyness.
a place for scene kids who think my chemical romance and fall out boy are the best music ever.
also the most addictive site ever. you can spend hours upon end fixing you myspace to look pretty, or just crying on the bullitens to get pictures on ur ugly picture.
1. camera angles that don't show thier fatness and small boobs
2. photoshop and high contrast pics that don't show their pimples and uglyness.
a place for scene kids who think my chemical romance and fall out boy are the best music ever.
also the most addictive site ever. you can spend hours upon end fixing you myspace to look pretty, or just crying on the bullitens to get pictures on ur ugly picture.
by Marco V. September 25, 2005
A networking website used by scene kids who have no idea how to use basic HTML let alone CSS. MySpace is also the internet's biggest popularity contest.
by Misfitus April 23, 2006
As with other blog sites, the crack of the internet. I will not admit it has conquered my soul until I make a post about my feelings.
by Jsaid January 17, 2005
person 1- hey it was cool meeting you, what's your phone number?
person 2- i no longer own a phone. do you have a myspace?
person 1- no phone?????
person 2- who needs one. i wouldnt pick up anyway, i'm too busy on myspace
person 2- i no longer own a phone. do you have a myspace?
person 1- no phone?????
person 2- who needs one. i wouldnt pick up anyway, i'm too busy on myspace
by ten cents May 21, 2006