You know those freaks that used to only come out at night? Yeah, they're on the web now and they brag about how many friends they have. They're all ugly, emo, fat, disgusting, 14-year-old whores who do those famous camera-trick-shot-things to make themselves look more fabulously slutty than they really are so people like Brian Peppers can kidnap them and molest them. Not his fault, though, they asked for it for being so whorish. Most don't change facial expressions. All are stupid and deserve to die. Except for Joe Don Baker. He's cool. When dealing with a hordes of myspace junkies it's a good idea to bring your own weapons. Be sure to use caution around myspace addicted whores, your safety is not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.
Myspace turdburglar: "Lol, I have 9,344,323 friends on myspace!"
Sane Person: "O rly?"
Myspace turdburglar: "Ya rly, you should sign up for a myspace!"
Sane Person: "Why should I sign up for yourspace when I have my own personal space. Your stupidity is leaking into it. BEGONE!" *PUNCH*
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "OW! I'm gonna write a nasty blog about you and have my elevendy-billion friends comment on how you're a pansy because you don't have a myspace."
Sane Person: "I thought you said you had 9,344,323 friends."
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "I'm sure more people want to be friends since I last logged in three minutes ago." *leaves to write angry blog*
Sane Person: "Turd Burglar. I hope he eats a bag of hell."
Joe Don Baker: Where can I find me some bacon, butter, pancakes, steak, eggs, cheese, fries, cheesy fries, pizza, beer, hamburgers, butter, chili dogs, chili-cheese fries, fried chicken, waffles, corn dogs, an orange covered, with some beer and more butter?
Sane Person: "O rly?"
Myspace turdburglar: "Ya rly, you should sign up for a myspace!"
Sane Person: "Why should I sign up for yourspace when I have my own personal space. Your stupidity is leaking into it. BEGONE!" *PUNCH*
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "OW! I'm gonna write a nasty blog about you and have my elevendy-billion friends comment on how you're a pansy because you don't have a myspace."
Sane Person: "I thought you said you had 9,344,323 friends."
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "I'm sure more people want to be friends since I last logged in three minutes ago." *leaves to write angry blog*
Sane Person: "Turd Burglar. I hope he eats a bag of hell."
Joe Don Baker: Where can I find me some bacon, butter, pancakes, steak, eggs, cheese, fries, cheesy fries, pizza, beer, hamburgers, butter, chili dogs, chili-cheese fries, fried chicken, waffles, corn dogs, an orange covered, with some beer and more butter?
by Peppy February 27, 2006
myspace.com
a place where people can copy each other and look nothing in real life like they do in their pictures. Sad, sad, sad.
Also a place where music seems to be the base of everything. That, and your fuckin pictures.
a place where people can copy each other and look nothing in real life like they do in their pictures. Sad, sad, sad.
Also a place where music seems to be the base of everything. That, and your fuckin pictures.
by The Kinison December 22, 2004
Several of the O.C. characters have their own profiles on MySpace. Some myspace users have gone beyond not deserving to exist, and instead, do not exist in the first place.
by lloopylydia August 13, 2005
a place for 3 kinds of people:
1. normal people who use it for talking to people they know or meeting new people that they only know of but would like to get to know.
2. myspace whores.. the people you see online 24/7 with hundreds of friends that they dont even know. they have half naked angled pics of themselves in the bathroom claiming to be ugly.
3. sick people... phedofiles or cronic masturbaters that lie about their age and only wish that younger elementary school kids know about the site.
1. normal people who use it for talking to people they know or meeting new people that they only know of but would like to get to know.
2. myspace whores.. the people you see online 24/7 with hundreds of friends that they dont even know. they have half naked angled pics of themselves in the bathroom claiming to be ugly.
3. sick people... phedofiles or cronic masturbaters that lie about their age and only wish that younger elementary school kids know about the site.
normal kid: 'myspace is just a tool to talk to or meet people, like a phone or email'
myspace whore: 'myspace?.....ohhhhh you mean LIFE"
phedofile: 'thank god for myspace'
myspace whore: 'myspace?.....ohhhhh you mean LIFE"
phedofile: 'thank god for myspace'
by me..the original November 26, 2006
a. A place for little teenagers to take slutty pics of themselves in nothing but their underwear and then post captions that say things like "omg, i'm so fat" or "omg, i'm sooo pretty" when what they need to be doing is playing in traffic. b. a place for big kids to go on and see who can get 25,253,322.2 friends first and where conceited people are most often the ones that post bulletins that consist of "New Pics" or "Leave Comments" or any combination of the two
20 Rules of MySpace
#15- Those of you with 25 million friends, get real, everyone hates you, there is no way you can keep up with that many friends.
#15- Those of you with 25 million friends, get real, everyone hates you, there is no way you can keep up with that many friends.
by Chris Keitt July 24, 2006
Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.
Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.
by Jimmy March 3, 2005
A blog,"a place for friends",a site where you can put a bunch of random information about yourself. A site for the scene kids to put up pictures of them because they feel the need to be commented, ALWAYS. So they post 100 bulletins saying to comment their pictures and will not stop until you do so. Also known as "Scenespace"
"Hey did you see my rad new pictures on Myspace?<3"
"No..."
"WHAT THE HELL GO COMMENT ON THEM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH <3"
"No..."
"WHAT THE HELL GO COMMENT ON THEM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH <3"
by brownie<3 January 5, 2005