Mamums 

A nice pair of indian titties

You: dude your mama's got some nice mamums
Mandar: Shut up!

Mamums by mamumlover226 June 6, 2010

Mumumum 

Your great-gran.

The children went to visit their mumumum.

Mumumum by SomeoneNew September 17, 2012

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

mumum 

A grandmother name

Mumum went to the store yesterday for her granddaughter.

mumum by Dr ariana February 25, 2018

Are you calling my mum a liar? 

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

Are you calling my mum a liar? by Mook November 12, 2004

Are you calling my mum a liar? 

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

Are you calling my mum a liar? by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006