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As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello 

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)
His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

tell me how my ass tastes 

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

tell me how my ass tastes 

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up
tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola 

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
Everyone: She was high writing this..

Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours... 

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.
TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...