my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

my eyes are up here by Bovious August 2, 2016

My eyes are bleeding 

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

My eyes are bleeding by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

My eyes are peeing by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

My eyes! They feel like needles! 

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

My eyes! They feel like needles! by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

My eyes only 

People use this for nudes or sexual film of themselves on snapchat that cannot be seen without a passcode

Jim-no Jessica you cannot get my nudes your going to send them to people

Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"

My eyes only by Snappychatts March 25, 2020

My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

My eyes are sweating by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

My eyes just had a workout 

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

My eyes just had a workout by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018