My cousin Throckmorton 

The coolest motherfucker in the world

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn

My cousin Throckmorton by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020

my cousin got it for me

phrase typically used by black people to cover up for stealing something

Where did you get that dope watch?

My cousin got it for me.

my cousin got it for me by Sean John 89 August 6, 2010

My cousin is here 

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!

My cousin is here by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

My cousin is here 

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

My cousin is here by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

With my Cousin 

The excuse someone makes when someone does not want to do something with other people but does not want to admit it.

Sorry guys I can't play today I'm with my cousin.

With my Cousin by Somethingaboutajohnfkennedy June 22, 2020

"and then my cousin got murdered..." 

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

"and then my cousin got murdered..." by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin 

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.

YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin by Gzoom August 6, 2016