I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023
This is a common comment you see on Youtube videos, whereas the video only projected sounds on the left headphone. Only headphone users experience this.
This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.
This is also a confirmation that your headphones is NOT broken. Many people think it's just them, but when they scroll through the comments, they see this one particular comment and relieves them.
Example Scenario:
*plays a video*
Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?
*sees this one comment*
"My left ear enjoyed this video."
Oh, guess it's not just me.
*plays a video*
Why is the sound only at the left ear? Is my headphones broken already?
*sees this one comment*
"My left ear enjoyed this video."
Oh, guess it's not just me.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam January 30, 2018
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
by sir curly January 26, 2007
When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 3, 2007
Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do
by Real Ram October 10, 2019
same.
by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022
by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019