Manking 

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

Manking by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manking 

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

Manking by Old School Hollywood June 16, 2006

Manking 

Disgusting, revolting, minging, buzzing

I can't believe that video in Biology it was manking!

Manking by WElsh gal December 9, 2009

manking out 

A period of time spent doing nothing other than lazing on the sofa eating and drinking unhealthily whilst watching non-educational tv programmes. Males who are manking out often have one hand down their pants for the purpose of a general rummage, whereas females are more likely to be cocooned nice and quietly under a blanket.

Got bang on it last night until 4am and spent all day today manking out

manking out by BonyT May 3, 2018

Manking 

Manking is an action that a dog does. they do this by moving their nose in a way that is just so cute. the name comes from my dog, Frankie a.k.a. Frank-a-mank.

'MOM LOOK! GOOSE IS MANKING!'

Manking by mormoose October 1, 2025

Tango Manking

The act of shitting on someone then proceeding trying to shove it up their ass with your toes.

Jack and Sherman were tango manking in the goon corner last night

Tango Manking by Tinkletonker69 October 22, 2025