Deer Mounting

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

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mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

mounting everest by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

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Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

Bareback Mounting by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

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Reindeer Mounting

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.

for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

Reindeer Mounting by Sunshine the Great January 5, 2008

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Munting

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!

Munting by bronson September 11, 2004

Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

Mounting Lion by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

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kc munting

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer

i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.

kc munting by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008

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