What a man calls his ugly wifesyndrome ridden spouse when, because he is a "good man" he has stayed with her....or it... all these years though she has let her self go and sex has become like, nauseating for him.
Perfectly stated in the movie 50 first dates when the Ula (Rob Schneider) is marrying Henry (Adam Sandler) and Lucy (Drew Barrymore)
Henry is asked if he will take Lucy as his wife and when he agrees Ula looks at him repulsed and says...
"Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you"?
Henry replies "What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there"!
Ula "I'm just kidding, Muumuu"! (We all know hes not)
A loose dress and go-to clothing choice for SSBBWs and women who are too outrageously fat to wear anything else.
"Did you see that morbidly obese woman on the latest episode of My 600-lb Life? She could only wear muumuus and had to ride around on a scooter just to lug her fat ass around."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.