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The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.
Knock the musturd off the bottle please.
MusTurd by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010
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The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle
Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!
musturd by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009

Musturkey 

A frail bird, known by it's distinctive mating call "Gobble, Gobble", wanders the yards in the hope of a mate.

Seen lurking with the Musbear, the Musturkey will often turn on the innocent for prey
Student1: "Did you just hear the Musturkey?"
Student2: "No?"
Musturkey: "Gobble, Gobble.. GOBBLE"
Student2: "Ahh Yes, Now I do"
Musturkey by FROFMASTER January 5, 2010

Musturbating 

A term coined by American Psychologist Albert Ellis explaining that if you look at the things that anger, upset or frustrate you, 99 % of the time, you have a MUST, OUGHT or SHOULD in your thoughts.
Parents:
You really shouldn’t buy that much alcohol...

Their kid:
Well y’all really shouldn’t be doing a lot of things, but you don’t see me getting into your goddamn businesses.

Both the parents and the kid had a SHOULD/SHOULDN’T in their thoughts leaving them musturbating.
Musturbating by Black hearted emo February 14, 2020

musturbation

Self-righteous or ostentatious insistence that the entire Universe will disintegrate if one does not keep oneself busy. In other words (mime jerking hand up and down) you must-must-MUST do the dishes/feed the cat/write more letters. From the writings of M. Scott Peck.
You've been tiling and re-tiling the kitchen wall for the last year. When's the musturbation going to stop?
musturbation by Fearman August 31, 2007
Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.
Musturd by Harpz December 9, 2008