muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

Muffstash by suitanun January 12, 2010

mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mussytashe 

A very wimpy mustache or someone who does not have a good looking mustache

"Is that a mussytashe you have?

Mussytashe by The mussytashe king September 22, 2018

Muskstache

When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent

“No way you went down on her Brad!”

“Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”

Muskstache by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023

mustrash 

When a mans mustache is not well groomed causing him to look like white trash or possibly homeless even though you can tell he can afford a razor to trim properly.

Person 1: Have you noticed Grizzly Adams in the corner.

Person 2: Yes I don't know what happened but he looks like complete mustrash.

mustrash by HighMaintenance68 April 29, 2016

muistashe ride 

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

muistashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005