Misstash 

When an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. Especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face.

Bugger!!! You found my Misstash.

Misstash by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014

misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

misstache by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

misstache

A female moustache.

"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

misstache by hlbndr December 8, 2009

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

misstache by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

mistash 

mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.

I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.

mistash by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012