3 definitions by suitanun
muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.
'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'
that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI
that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI
by suitanun January 12, 2010
"yo babe why don't you pass me the popcorn"
"get it yourself"
"listen bitch why don't you chug on the root and get me my damn popcorn.. I love you"
"hey honey why don't we light a few candles tonight take a bath and you can chug on the root?"
"get it yourself"
"listen bitch why don't you chug on the root and get me my damn popcorn.. I love you"
"hey honey why don't we light a few candles tonight take a bath and you can chug on the root?"
by suitanun October 18, 2009
Front Bummer is in relation to Front Bum which is known as the female vagina. It is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male's life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.
"boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do I do?"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
by suitanun October 23, 2009