Muskegon - it's a city on the west coast of Michigan about midway up the mitten ... it'
s west of grand rapids, north of grand haven, and south of whitehall.
Drinking is the only activity in Muskegon. The Local
Government works tirelessly to destroy every event that might be remotely interesting, by over pricing permits, and choking out any profit local businesses could
hope to make. there's a tax to live in muskegon proper. It's humorous because all of the surrounding areas are not taxed to live in, and yet, everything around muskegon is nicer than muskegon. the cops in the "Skee" as most of its douche bag residents lovingly call it, are Fat
Lazy Stupid Bastards that believe that they are above the law. Every
redneck,
ghetto, hill billy,
crackhead, meth addict, barslut stereo type can be found in ample supply here.
there's no real reason to lock your car though ... the thieves will just shatter your window ... so if you leave nice shit in your car ... leave the door unlocked ... then you might just have
windows when you get back .... either way ... your shits gonna get stolen. every bar in muskegon is a shithole ... the only difference between the "upscale" and "dive" bars is drink prices and drink strength ... so if you're looking to
party ... hit one of muskegons dive bars, sure... there's a good chance you'll get stabbed or shot ... but the drinks are cheap and you'd prolly get stabbed or shot at the nicer bars too.
"Hi! I live in Mushhkeegon ... sorry let me put my
teeth back in and
try that again ... Hi I live in Muskegon... it'
s a great place to find fresh Crystal Meth"
