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Elongated Muskrat 

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Elon Musks real name
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018
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Elon Muskrat 

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Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.
Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.
Elon Muskrat by BigoofMax February 27, 2019
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Muskrat

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Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.
John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.

Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.
Muskrat by Airboatgatorpark July 10, 2018
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Elongated Muskrat 

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Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
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Muskrat's Nest

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A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
Muskrat's Nest by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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The Dead Muskrat Clan 

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The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!