Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Marsing 

The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.

1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."

Marsing by Hong Long September 26, 2009

Marsing 

The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."

He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!

Marsing by FrankYuji March 1, 2018

Murking 

The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”

“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”

Murking by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019

Musing 

1. To be perusing your mind -- as in searching for thoughts. Mind-perusing. Mirusing. Musing.

2. The act of listening to music by the band Muse.

Hey window-buddy, do you like this music I'm jamming out to right now? I'm totally musing it up.

Musing by woozzi March 19, 2012

miss musinged 

The act of having a blog post you wrote be copied and used on another blog without permission.

Also known as plagarism and extremely dumb.

Person 1 - Someone just stole my blog post!

Person 2 - You got Miss Musinged.

miss musinged by Deelizcious April 27, 2009

MURGING 

1.A way of expressing extreme anger towards all through yelling, punching, and headbutts.

2. a new style of gutteral Texas hate screaming

3.to depress someone to the extent of suicide with one word

"did you see that guy murging on that old lady, he broke her arm?"

2. "that singer murged so hard he threw up on my face"

3.you just got murged

MURGING by chockhogger5 August 24, 2010