murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!

Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)

by momoc June 8, 2010

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!

by gateway! June 6, 2009

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

Ho that weightlifter is super murf.

by murfguy April 30, 2007

by Ozzyisoutofplace February 22, 2022