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Merret is a tall skinny blonde. She thinks she is the shit but kind of is. A great personality and is also very pretty - the ideal girlfriend (for anyone taller than 6 foot) (and longer than 7 inches)
I somehow became friends with Merret!
Merret by MyManStanTheMan June 30, 2020
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1. The process of charging fees for something traditionally offered complimentary by a business or person of affluence.
Did you know there is a murren just for sitting down at this restaurant.
Murren by 360 Vegas April 1, 2017
A majestic cat that created the universe and everything else, he weights about minus 3 kilos. You have to experience Murre to fully understand Him.
- Have you found Murre yet?

- Yes, I have never felt this alive before.
Murre by Murre's apprentice June 2, 2014

MurrTown 

Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.

The last time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.

I swear god the next time I'm in MurrTown I'm bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.

Murrieta,CA 

kind of nice mid class city filled with trashy rugged people which makes it not nice any more, if you dont play sports there is no point living there, the bitches r flatout weird or ran thru, the niggas there just be on drugs 24/7 & if they not on em they tryin to sell em , in about 5-7 years theres going to be small amounts of gangs, this city is pretty much a Moreno Valley in the making, dudes that are damn near 30 still attend high school parties and fuck on minors , its boring as fuck so there really isnt shit to do but fuck bitches , get high/drunk, or fight . MV kids were gay as fuck or crackheads, Mesa kids were squares or crackheads, Vista kids were athletes, groupie bitches, weirdos, a couple real ones or crackheads. "the loop" is practically the little projects of murrieta almost, the white kids want to be a mexican or be black super bad. Everyone is fake depressed or suicidal. High number of weak bloods & crips ,cokeheads,pregnant bitches, bumass baby-daddies, tattletells, 304s & std's. the local plugs get robbed every other week at gunpoint, did i also mention all these hoes are pregnant?? and last but not least its so fuckin boring kids play cops and robbers for fun..
murrieta,ca .... a wasteland for young adults and kids.
Murrieta,CA by pussykillah96 June 9, 2018

Rancho Murieta 

A secluded northern California community near Sacramento, with a lot of rich stuck-up people. At least a half-hours worth of driving to get anywhere. Stoners like to take advantage of all the hidden woods to go off and smoke. "Man hunt" is a popular game played in rancho, where one calls security on themselves, and run away when security comes.
Rancho Murieta.
Rancho Murieta by ResidentofRancho. February 28, 2011