murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

Dude, i got murphied.

murphied by Mahday March 24, 2008

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

murphed up by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

murphed out by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

murph, murphed, murphing by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

dirty murphed 

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

dirty murphed by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013

murphed 

to backend someone for overtaking you on a race track

ambrose got murphed as he went around ford cutting

murphed by Jared73 October 28, 2005

Murphed 

Getting fucked up the ass in a bush or getting shit on.

Whoa! She just got murphed!

Murphed by Rockaway Boys January 2, 2011