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1.
when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.
"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"
by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 02, 2013