muriphilia 

The emotional bond or sexual attraction to rodents.

"Your muriphilia is disgusting!" said Earl

Rattus just smiled, licked his fangs and closed the coffin lid.

muriphilia by IxLovexyouxtooxFox June 18, 2009

mucophilia 

Another word for sneeze fetish. A sexual attraction to sneezing.

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"

mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

morophilia 

Being sexually attracted to stupid people. From Greek "moros" (stupid) + "phile" (love).

Men who have morophilia usually keep it in the closet to avoid legal trouble.

morophilia by witchdoc February 3, 2013

Murusphilia

The sexual attraction to walls in all forms.

I am sorry President Trump, but it appears you have murusphilia...

Murusphilia by Shadorin July 11, 2017

musophilia 

having a sexual attraction to mice.

The exterminator had musophilia, but not necrophilia, and therefore could not kill the mice.

musophilia by melissafraser May 11, 2009

Maniphilia 

The state of enjoying the act of masturbation more than sex.

I have maniphilia, she can't even compare to what my hand can do.

Maniphilia by pseudochrist August 11, 2009

Auriphilia 

The sexual desire for ears; to be licked; kissed; etc.

I just found out Matt has auriphilia...

Auriphilia by FunnyTheme November 26, 2018