The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

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sonical murder

1: the act of ending anothers life by running the over

2: lyrical assasination

Yo! Have you heard Eminem's response track to MGK? Straight up sonical murder yo.

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On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.

An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.

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When you intend to murder someone, but end up boning them instead.

(Inspired by events from the end of Dexter S07E06)

"Wow, I can't believe Dexter just murderboned Hanna."

"Yeah, that's a classic murderbone."

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You just ate a baby carrot? Mudderson amiright?

Mudderson by Puresmurf September 6, 2019

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the act of committing murder and arson on the same person

He was wearing an ahegao sweatshirt, so I had to commit murdarson.

murdarson by Riphtix October 3, 2019

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A shitty CRPer who thinks he knows ballistics and stuff but is really just an idiotic 13-year-old who doesn't react.

murdersans594 is such a bad CRPer who thinks he's good bro

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