Shite Madburger 

Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg

"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.

Shite Madburger by Jon Beech September 16, 2008

Mushburger

A wave that is completely weak and powerless, not even suitable for a longboard.

"did you go out today?" "yeah but it was total mushburger"

Mushburger by cockneyfjalkjfie July 14, 2009

turdburgerler 

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger 

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger 

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

muffburger

Female genitalia of full, voluptuous nature. Usually describing one that is appealling for oral sex.

I treated myself to a tasty muffburger last night.

muffburger by Damo February 4, 2005

Mudburger 

When you shit your pants and especially when you have to sit in it (like in a car stuck in traffic) and you can feel the shit between your buttcheeks (buns).

I couldn't hold it any longer, I made a hot mudburger in my shorts.

Mudburger by AO Style October 13, 2010