Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.

Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.

Mudjacking by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009

manjack 

Manjack: an individual of either sex, or any age in the Caribbean (Barbados) dialect.

E.g. Every manjack had better pull up his socks and do what he has to do; or else.

manjack by blackberryjuice August 26, 2013

Muntjacking

An obscure BDSM practice which involves chasing a small person dressed as a muntjac through the woods.

They went muntjacking one evening.

Muntjacking by Fauntastic March 3, 2021

Munjacake 

Pronounced Munj-E-Cake

A person who pretends to be an Italian but is clearly just some fag.

The chef at this restaurant is such a Munjacake

Munjacake by Stickwood Jr April 24, 2019

manjack 

A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.

"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".

manjack by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

Muntjack 

A bright shade of orange-pink. Similar to fluorescent pink.

Cindy rocked her muntjack cardigan at the mall; she dazzled everyone who saw her. Literally.

Muntjack by erinfini April 5, 2010

mudjack 

To shit one's pants, grab a handful of feces from the dirtied pants and throw it at someone.

She tried to introduce me to her new boyfriend so I mudjacked the bitch and bailed through the kitchen.

mudjack by Pepe Lopez April 14, 2005