Hanging munchkin

Noun.

An urban myth or legend that doesn't hold up to any scrutiny

That rumor we heard about Shakespeare being more than one author is just a hanging munchkin

by Mixtape February 9, 2018

Hanging Munchkin

1. An urban legend or myth that, despite being proven false on numerous occasions, still continues to be passed off as fact.

2. An event or situation that causes annoyance through repetitive occurances.

1. Even though snopes debunked the frozen Walt Disney myth years ago, that urban legend keeps popping up like a hanging munchkin.

2. Oh man, Brad's continuously forgetting to wash the dishes is my hanging munchkin.

by IamaBobJonesGraduate November 29, 2010

munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate

yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.

by dubble A May 22, 2008

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

jungle munchkin

A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.

Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.

by AWildShrimp March 23, 2017