A little shit with ass-hair on their forehead who screams at night to mate the oof. It makes a oof sound whenever it gets ass-hair tendensies.
Fuck! you're a mume! You gay fuck!!
by Lmaomygaypal October 8, 2020
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Pronounced: (Mū-mhm)
Part Of Speech: Adj.
Definition:
Slang term for white people often used by African Americans.
Synonyms: Whitey, Cracker, Sour Cream.
Antonyms: Nigger, Blackie, Obsidian Face.
Black Guy 1: "Yo man look at dat nigga ova dere!!!"
Black Guy 2: "Yo, dat mume be fukkin crayzeeeeeeee@@"
Mume: "HEY!!! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!"
Both Black Men Together: "Fugg you..."
by AnguisMortem February 15, 2011
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Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)
Look at us muming away, I can’t even run fast anymore.
by Gem-stone September 26, 2019
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this is where one attempts to screw a mother
urgh i saw that kid down the road MUMING his own mum it was filth
by benji haynes May 31, 2005
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Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.
by Huggie Monster December 26, 2005
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when you are listening to a song and only know half the words so you sing and hum at the same time.
i was listening to a rap song and started muming because the rap was to fast.
by bucketsss January 30, 2017
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