doing more than one thing at once.
It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
'What happened to your car?'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
by jimwade December 17, 2009
Solving a Rubiks cube while playing Guitar Hero, such as the man in the YouTube video, The Multicolored Multitask (Guitar Hero + Rubik's Cube).
by Mr. Bozipher February 28, 2010
by sasm June 23, 2004
Cleveland Steamer Plush
The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.
Buy the plushby mcchris2021 August 27, 2010
Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing
-task
-tasker
-tasking
1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;
2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;
3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
-task
-tasker
-tasking
1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;
2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;
3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"
Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"
Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"
Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"
Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"
Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"
Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"
Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"
Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
by wer999999 January 29, 2010
