Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022

Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.

"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"

by _gal1leo April 12, 2020

Mullet

A business major that plays for both teams.

“Hunny everyone experiments in college”

“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”

“EW MOOOOM STOP”

by FreeMullets September 18, 2023

Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.

I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.

by parkdiesel July 16, 2017

Mullet

Adam Kuhl is a mad cunt with a mad hair cut.

Your mullet isn’t as good as Adam Kuhl’s.

by Yo yo-yo yo-yo May 8, 2020

Mullet

A certain type of fish ususally used as bait to catch bigger fish. See "food chain"

"i went fishin' for bass and used mullets as bait. i didn't catch shit."

by ian from bel air June 25, 2003

Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.

Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?

by Drunkenfun May 8, 2017