mullenize 

to take something that works an mess it up to where nobody else can use it. it would be cheaper to buy a new one then to try an repair the one that mullenized

that truck it wont start with a key you have to use the light switch an turn the heater up half way its been mullenized

mullenize by jackbeefman December 19, 2011

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

mulletize 

When the back of a short hairstyle grows faster than the front, so that it slowly starts progressing to a mullet.

My hair is starting to mulletize; I seriously need to get it cut!

mulletize by Napalm_is_4_wimps March 20, 2008

Mullenitis 

When there is a person who is so annoying that you get sick whenever you are around them

Man, that guy just gave me mullenitis

Mullenitis by Shut up, me espanolish February 10, 2017

Mullenish 

A stalker who has an unnatural obsession with the victim. Avoids face to face confrontation, but will blow up your Social media, phone, ect.

Will is very mullenish; he won't stop texting me! Its unnatural.

Mullenish by awkotaco1905 November 29, 2013

Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.

I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial

Mullenial by Congaflats October 25, 2019

Malletize 

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

Malletize by C2Y August 6, 2005