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The prophet of Islam. You are supposed to say "Peace be upon him" after ever single time you say his name. This is sometimes shortened to (PBUH). Drawing pictures of Muhammad(PBUH) can get you murdered, because Islam is the nation of peace, and Muslims love freedom of speech. Muhammed(PBUH) had many wives, the best known was 9 year old Aisha.
Muhammed(STFU) was a pedophile and fraud.
by Salman Rushdie March 01, 2008
A box-cutter or exacto-knife. After Muhammed Atta, the Egyptian-born Muslim 9/11 hijacker.
Muhammed wielded his muhammed at the terrified passengers while chanting "Allahu Akhbar."
by Iblisatan January 19, 2007
Smart and funny. he always makes you laugh . U can't stay mad at him for long. He is so cute and adorable and he always has something nice to say. And he always will do something funny or sexy. But he's still a good guy, even if he does bad things.
I wish I had a Muhammed.
by Truth&Savagery July 05, 2016
The last prophet. Founder of Islam.
Muhammed (PEACE be upon him) was a great man.
The worst, most obscene expletive in the English language. Using this word is the most offensive thing to anyone's ears. Much more offensive than "fuck".
South Park never censored the word "fuck" or any other expletive, but during the broadcast of Episode 201, the word "Muhammed" was censored out every time.
by Lichtsprecher May 11, 2010
the most commonly used name on earth.

read a fucking book for once.
fogell: yeah. it was between that and muhammed.
seth: why the fuck would it be between that and muhammed? why dont you just pick a common name like a normal person?
fogell: muhammed is the most commonly used name on earth. read a fucking book for once.
by fuckel January 13, 2009
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