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Muh Dik (or 'my dick' in the plain English format) is an Afrocentric ebonic term that blacks and other African-Americans use to boast about their manhood, sexual appetite or sexual strength.

It's often used as a last-ditch effort to distract from the fact they are on the losing end of an argument or debate
Leroy, you're wrong and you know it

Leroy: Muh dik is big
Muh Dik by DaveInTexas February 8, 2022
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This isn't just a phrase, but also a belief or dogma, seemingly held in earnest by many. Based on stereotypes, Black people often either claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than White people. Hence the phrase gets ascribed to Black people. But White people, in turn, often claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than Asian people. Thus, the belief, if not the phrase verbatim, is perpetuated by people of various races. Anyone is prone to this fallacy.
Guy online #1: All Blacks do when they're losing an argument is muh dik.
Guy online #2: Hey, aren't you that guy that said Asians and Indians have small dicks?
Guy online #1: Yeah... so?
Guy online #2: That's a "muh dik" mentality right there. And unlike with Black people, it's not just a presumption or putting words into someone's mouth. You actually said it.
Guy onilne #1: Haha asian pp small hahaha
Muh Dik by SamBissell June 16, 2023
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A phrase uttered by blacks, referring to the size of their manhood or sexual prowess, and is often used to deflect the fact they are losing an argument or debate
Leroy, you're wrong and you know it

Leroy: Muh dik is big
Muh Dik by DaveInTexas February 8, 2022

muh dikk 

The tendency of African-American "males", when losing an argument, to make an inevitable comment about his penis size or sexual prowess, no matter how irrelevant it may be the topic at hand.

Can also refer to sexual crimes/harassment committed with one's "muh dikk".
E1) White guy - "Leroy, I believe your theory is incorrect. KFC, in fact, IS detrimental to one's health".
Leroy - "Shutup foo! You jez beez madz cuz' all da white wimminz want some o' dis big black dick!"
White guy - "Leroy, I fail to see what your mention of muh dikk has added to this conversation".

E2) Tyrone couldn't help trying to muh dikk all the white wimminz in his neighborhood.
muh dikk by Steven Edwards August 6, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026