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Yet another delicious Asian dish.
After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.
by SamBissell July 13, 2023
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This isn't just a phrase, but also a belief or dogma, seemingly held in earnest by many. Based on stereotypes, Black people often either claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than White people. Hence the phrase gets ascribed to Black people. But White people, in turn, often claim or are presumed to have bigger packages than Asian people. Thus, the belief, if not the phrase verbatim, is perpetuated by people of various races. Anyone is prone to this fallacy.
Guy online #1: All Blacks do when they're losing an argument is muh dik.
Guy online #2: Hey, aren't you that guy that said Asians and Indians have small dicks?
Guy online #1: Yeah... so?
Guy online #2: That's a "muh dik" mentality right there. And unlike with Black people, it's not just a presumption or putting words into someone's mouth. You actually said it.
Guy onilne #1: Haha asian pp small hahaha
by SamBissell June 16, 2023
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An Asian person’s cock. Just like other guys, Asian guys’ penises vary in size. There are huge and not so huge Asians, and average ones in between, just like any race. Pro-tip: Judge a man’s size based on its erect state. Some folks are showers, others are growers.

Fun fact: Erect Asian cocks are noted for their hardness.
Ooh yeah, baby, I love the way your Asian cock feels in me
by SamBissell June 10, 2023
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Can be just as big as anyone else's, if not bigger.
My Asian penis is six inches long, and my biggest hater's momma loves taking it for a ride.
by SamBissell June 16, 2023
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