by Muffie man July 1, 2013
A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!
by Nich-o-Las April 2, 2008
by natalienovak March 9, 2015
A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen
Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.
by vogelicious April 28, 2007
by natalienovak March 9, 2015
She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!
Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!
Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!
by Dementis11 September 13, 2010
A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.
Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.
Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.
Justin: that's all the proof I need.
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Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.
Justin: that's all the proof I need.
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by Me72476 May 12, 2011