A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.
Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.
Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.
Justin: that's all the proof I need.snitch queer homosexual butt pirate
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