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Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?"
Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."
by JoyRider August 26, 2009
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when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...
by jamankita October 16, 2010
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To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.
Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!
by Lil Beetch May 02, 2011
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This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.
by John Tong April 22, 2005
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when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).
I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.
by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003
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"Man, that girl is muffed!"
by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003
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verb-to make out with or kiss
cesar:"have you muffed her yet?"
chris:"fuck yea"
by natie-poo August 21, 2007
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