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1.
An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.
Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.
by Frazznizzle February 24, 2006
 
2.
Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.
The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.
by Bandie4ever October 05, 2010
 
3.
1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 27, 2011
 
4.
Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
by EuroCitySunrise February 22, 2009
 
5.
A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.
That kid is a muff cake!
by Fletcherx December 24, 2006
 
6.
A cupcake shaped like a muffin.
Damn, these are awesome Muffcakes!
by TheMuffcakeMan July 16, 2009