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Cute, adorable, aesthetically pleasing. An expression used to define a jolly, happy feeling.
That bunny rabbit looks very muff.
i feel so muffy today
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Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.
Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.

Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.
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Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.
by notmobert March 24, 2004
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a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree! XD.
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!

or it is a muffin.XD
example 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways)

Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!
by kim r October 03, 2008
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A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.
"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
by MooMan76 February 16, 2006
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The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.
A Muffs a day keeps the doctor away.

All you need is Muffs.

Awesomeness is Muffsness.
by JollyRoger84 June 26, 2010
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The muff I was eating smelled like fish
by Greg August 22, 2003
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