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2 definitions by muffdiver1001

 
1.
A place so beautiful and warm that a dick jumps up and gushes when it sees one.
My dick spewed its love when it beheld the awesome cunt.
by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009
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2.
a furry ornament for an erect penis
My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.
by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009
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