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Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas
Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.
by charles heston October 25, 2004
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MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER
A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
by BF Deal July 31, 2009
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one who eats the pussy very well.
jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver
by elenaHEARTSjacob January 12, 2010
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(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.
Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.
by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004
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to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver
that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate
by samwise the cunning December 08, 2005
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She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts
by marcus_aurelius June 17, 2010
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Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt
Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson
by sacramento football man November 27, 2011
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