muffie 

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

muffie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Mundied 

Used to describe the state of having one of your Tweets replied to by a user with 6 or 7 Tweets of his or her own.

Named in honor of Twitterer Justin Mundie, whose proclivity toward verbose replies spread over several Tweets led to the coining of the term.

Also forms the basis for the "reverse Mundie"

Me: "Woah, Phil, have you seen your list of @ replies?!? That Justin guy really went to town replying to your statement about taxes!"

Phil: "Yeah, I totally got Mundied on that one."

Mundied by gregkb April 15, 2010

Mundied 

When you’re out on the town emptying five litre jugs of beer into your throat hole to the point of total oblivion and you become relegated to an evening of being flaccid from the neck down.

Laser beam vomiting and impromptu scuba diving experiences often go hand in hand with being Mundied.

“Boys! I’ve got a pocket full of ponies but no chance of a stallion in my pants! I’m absolutely Mundied!”

Mundied by DarmoSalarmo July 25, 2019

Muffies

Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.

Forget muffins! Muffies FTW!!!

Muffies by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011

ear muffies 

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008

mundies

When you pull your pants all the way up, so as to hide your underwear specifically to avoid judgement or assumptions from society or law enforcement

the mundies are showing bruh, better hide that
you don't put the mundies away they gonna judge

mundies by ianofaustin October 19, 2020

Muddie 

Noun: Simply another word for goth
Verb: The act of putting on Gothic Makeup, dying hair black, etc
Adjective: To Describe a Person or Object

Noun "damn, thats one freaky muddie over there"
Verb "im just gona get all muddie before i go out"
Adjecttive "wow, thats dude sure is muddie"

Muddie by Chris-Frances September 24, 2005