A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.
A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.
I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.
Or
Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!
A useless army whore who sits on her ass all day, causing her ass to form around the chair she sits in.
The result leading to a massive ass, also refered to as "mudguts"