when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
lets play mud turtle
by yes June 03, 2003
Top Definition
An unattractive woman.
I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.
#ugly #unattractive #homely #fat #woman
by Andrew Morse September 23, 2006
Extremely large African female with attitude.
Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.
#mud turtle #myrtle #beast #mud grubber #sack stomper.
by Stefex13 March 12, 2012
n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans
That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.
by Ray Flynn May 10, 2005
1.) To mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a sex act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it's all brown. Derivation: the reptile, Mud Turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
1.) Man: Hey baby, mind if I go downtown?
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.

The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.

2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."
#sex #cunnilingus #period #red wings #ragging
by candyandisaurus March 15, 2014
girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
#girls #drunk #beer #sex #blacked out
by blacktony July 10, 2008
An uncurcumzied penis
Bob has a mud turtle.
#penis #curcumzion #mud #turtle head #baby
by Dave Gross April 09, 2008
A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
#duce #poop #terd #crap #shiza
by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011
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