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9.
when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
lets play mud turtle
by yes June 03, 2003
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1.
An unattractive woman.
I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.
by Andrew Morse September 23, 2006
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2.
Extremely large African female with attitude.
Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.
by Stefex13 March 12, 2012
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3.
n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans
That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.
by Ray Flynn May 10, 2005
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4.
1.) To mudturtle (or mudturtling) is a sex act in which someone goes down on a woman at the tail end of her period, when it's all brown. Derivation: the reptile, Mud Turtle, which lives alongside swamps and lakes.
2.) It can also refer to the final phase of a woman's period, in which the endometrium is drying up and brown.
1.) Man: Hey baby, mind if I go downtown?
Woman: If you don't mind mudturtling, I'm down.

The act is referenced in the comedy song "Mudturtle" by Purdy Hölsom.

2.) "My period is almost over; I'm mudturtling."
by candyandisaurus March 15, 2014
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5.
girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
by blacktony July 10, 2008
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6.
An uncurcumzied penis
Bob has a mud turtle.
by Dave Gross April 09, 2008
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7.
A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011
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