That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.
An unattractive woman.
I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.
Extremely large African female with attitude.
Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.
girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?
A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.
G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.