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muck fuck 

1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.

2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?

Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.

Teacher: I understand completely.

2.

Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
muck fuck by Factuality April 20, 2010

muck fuck 

The act of fucking a man or woman who has been fucked and internally ejaculated into by no less than 3 previous parties in a 30 minute period.
"That bitch was a total muck fuck!"

or

"I's about to be gettin' meself into a serious muck fuck, Argghhh!"
muck fuck by veegee75 January 15, 2009

muck fuck 

having anal sex without douching first so you ram your cock into a wall of shit in her/his ass
hey did you fuck that bitch from the bar last night?

no she had a shit fetish so she wanted to muck fuck

D:
muck fuck by the seat for all ass' February 1, 2013

Muck Fuck 

Mucking on food and than fucking.
Mucking is munching on food.
Fucking is sex.
Hey babe, shall we muck fuck tonight.
Hells yeah babe.
Muck Fuck by TimmiesGirl2002 July 16, 2021

fuck muck 

Slang for the sperm.
A smile edged across my face as I emptied my "fuck muck" on her.
fuck muck by Bo Retro 1974 April 22, 2005

fuck muck 

The mixture of lubricants and secretions generated by the genitals as a result of coitus. AKA sex syrup.
We lay, exhausted but deeply satisfied, in a pool of our own fuck muck.
fuck muck by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007